Review of An Artifical Inseminator, on Amazon.com
by P. Breakfield
"Nothing but the best!" is
our motto when it comes to Fluffy, our long-haired
tasmanian cat. We decided that it would be cruel
and inhumane to subject her to "molestation" by
an unfamiliar tom-cat, so we decided to use the artifical
insemination method instead.
We arranged with a local breeder to obtain some high quality DNA
for breeding and we carefully read the instructions and prepared
for the big event. We even bought fluffy her favorite kitty food
and let her have a little wine before we began the procedure.
Well, four bandaids, a tetanus shot and a dozen "Missing Cat" signs
posted in the neighborhood and our family is back to normal. Turns
out Fluffy is a BOY CAT. Who knew?
We are selling the Artificial Insemination Kit on Amazon as "slightly
used" so if you are looking for one, check there for a bargain!