Shortly after the turn of the false millennium, or early in
the year 2000, I was cruising a favored Apple computer forum
and chanced upon the picture you see to your left. That's Frankie,
the progenitor of the Infinite Cat Project, admiring the beauty
of a flower. (Major kudos to Paul Hamilton, owner of Frankie,
for kicking this whole thing off.)
Not long after that another visitor to the same forum beheld
his cat growling at the picture of Frankie and summarily posted
an image of that event. I thought this sequence held promise
and had my own cat, Poozy, join the queue, a progression that
now boasts over 1500 cats.
There's always room at the table for one more kitty. So join
us, won't ye?
Otto
Meet the New Toms, Queens, Kittens, Felines and Felinettes.
And ye olde Infinite
Cat keeps on a-rollin' along. Everyone say hello to our newest
inductees: Clara, Noah, Onigiri,
and Otto.
Welcome one and all!
The thumbnail images for all the kitties on this site are arrayed
in 25-cat groups for the convenience of those who wish to start
elsewhere other than the begining or the end. Choose the group
of your choice and have fun! BTW, if you
don't see "Select a cat group" below it means you
need to install the free Flash plug-in. You can download
it here.
"How Do I Make My Feline Buddy
A Star On the Infinite Cat Project?"
I'll be happy to add your kitty to the ICP but even rinky-dink
web sites like this one have standards to follow, so click
on the link
to the left to check out my minimal mandates and
to get a few good tips on achieving the best Infinite Cat
image.
"Humanity without religion is like a serial killer without a chainsaw."
-
Unknown
SomeThing New, For You!
As frequent visitors to the Infinite Cat Project know I like to share interesting
cat-related
stories
here
on
the home page. Well, I've accumulated those stories
and
reconfigured
them
into the newest section of the ICP, a little something I call Cat
Tales. Enjoy.
Today's
Gratuitous
Dish O' Kute
Kittiness
"Oops! This is the tabby drawer.
Which one has the Siamese?"
Cat
Mewvies
Not only is this a cool toy, but a real, live cat gets to
play with it. Watch!
Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to
any home willing to accept him.
This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior
and will fiercely defend your house, even against you.
Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything
in his presence, he will protect your family from evil
things, including the following:
• insects
• other trained attack kittens
• babies
• toilet paper
• anything under a blanket
• unwanted house guests
• paper bags
• floor rugs
• Chuck Norris
• Feet
Great with children (assuming you don’t like the
children). Probably best used for professional catfighting.
He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This
attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere
you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great
for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink
water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in
the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find
you wherever you hide.
Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate).
Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really
fast.
Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane
verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like
a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you
try to touch it.
Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have
experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared
to show scars.
For the love of God, someone please take this thing out
of my house.
The guy who wrote this terrific game vanaished form the face of the
internet but he left behind one swell, cat-based game. I'll always
wonder who the old broad really was. Click here to
play.
Do you like to sew? Do you like cats? Do you have a wall that
needs decorating? Are you lactose tolerant? Then you've come
very close to the right place as a good friend of the ICP has
just released this adorable new wall-hanging pattern featuring
those fab felines. Click here
for more details and a larger view.
Where
Do We
All Come From?
Since
first erecting this web site I was amazed by how many of its
visitors live outside the parochial boundaries of the United
States. Now, thanks to feedjit.com, I have a visual map of the
last 100 visitors to the ICP. Just mouse over the little red
dots on the map to your right for extra details on our foot-traffic.
This is a wonderful tool but it tells me I'm in Arlington, Texas,
rather than Dallas, Texas. But that's close enough.
Captivating
Cat Crapola
Collection
While
I don't seriously expect anyone to actually buy any of these
questionable items, I've slapped together a startlingly
goofy collection of cat-related commercial goods
to be found on the backwaters of Amazon.com.
Oh yeah, plus a link to cafepress.com
where you can find official Infinite Cat Project ephemera.
Consider yourself warned.
Not
an ad...
Honest!
Need
a web site that's attractive, fast-loading, Google-friendly
and a great value? Then see my friends at X-Site-D Web Creation.
Tell 'em Mike sent ya!
Sign
of
The Times
If
you're interested in placing a graphic link on your web site
back to the ICP, here's the very thing you're looking for:
Click the
Paypal
link above and
help support the
Infinite Cat
Project
"My Infinite Gratitude"
The following is a list of those who have contributed in support
of the Infinite Cat Project. In lieu of listing the names
in any intelligent way I decided to post them alphabetically.
It's not a perfect system, those of you of Polish descent
get the shaft again, but at least it helps me keep the names
straight. If I've missed your name or misspelled it, please
let me know.
The green colors indicate donations in excess of $10 while
the single listing in orange is for one very exceptional cat
lover. You know who you are and I want to have your children.
I thank you, the cats thank you, and my web host thanks you.
M.
Adam, S. Adams, L. Aimone,
S. Almaguer, G. Ancell,
M. Axtell, A. Bachman, K.
Berenson, H. Bielefeldt,
T. Blassingame, P. Blassingame,
A. Bolt, R. Bruner, J. Bullas,
A. Chiang, M. Cogen, D. Conlin, M. Cracauer, M.
Dawson, J. Delton, T. Devrick, J. Diamond, T.
Dixon, C. Dofer, E. Dorfman,
B. Dutton, E. Fitzpatrick,
B. Fonteboa, E. Foss, B. Friesner, G. Garcia, M. Gordon,
A. Gunn, J. Hamblen, B.
Harper, T. Henry, D. Herbert,
A. Hertz, A. Hilbert, K. Hildebrandt, A. Hoger, P.
Houser, V. Huston, , J.
Ikeda, S. Jowett, W. Lee, M.
Lufkin, C. Lewis, M. Knight, K.
MacKenzie, M. Mcgann,
J. McGinnis, M. Mckercher,
S. Melhuish, T. Miles, D. Morse-Kahn,
A. Neduha, A. Nelson, L. Nevins,
C. O'Brien, A. Ocean, www.oldamericancentury.org,
K. Orman, R. Owens, J. Pavlov, R. Perry, C. Phillips,
H. Pirani, C. Plant, R. Poletto, D.
Rakowski, R. Redman, R. Riitala, M. Ryan,
W. Ryngwelski, D. Sanders, M.
Schluter, H. Sherwood-Taylor, J.
Sokel, S. Somero, M. Stabile, F. Street, J.P.
Thompson, D. Thoms, G. Toland, C. Ullrich, J.
van Luyt, A. Walls, J. Weisenfeld, K.
Welles, B. Wilkinson, J. Williams.
The following merchant
has the Infinite Cat Seal of Approval
